Why I Love the EPL

1. The singing.
2. Unlike other sports, there is only one referee on the field during the game.
3. The best players are from all the nations around the world.
4. They’ve never felt the need to experiment with a glowing ball.
5. The simulation rule.
6. Derbys.
7. No f%$@ing commercials.
8. The red card.
9. Nobody bitches about crowd noise in the EPL.
10. No instant replay.
11. Liverpool.

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